She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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