did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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