so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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