My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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