Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
