Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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