We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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