I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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