whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
