My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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