you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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