Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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