One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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