I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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