I'm going to jail i love you
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize