let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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