i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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