You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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