In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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