You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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