Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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