wakey wakey hands off snakey
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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