i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
