I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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