Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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