do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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