I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
the raccoons are back...
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