? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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