No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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