How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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