I will die if light touches me.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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