hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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