hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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