census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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