my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize