Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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