We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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