It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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