This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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