he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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