Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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