Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
