u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
