And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I hate all girls vehemently.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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