is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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