I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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