He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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