if you like me you must not know who I am
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She announced her abortion via fbk
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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