what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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