i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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