Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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