Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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